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minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up47arrow-down1·1 month agoI once got rear-ended by a lady (my car was totaled) who told me two things as we were waiting for the cops that I will never forget: “I just got my new glasses prescription, but I’m not wearing them today.” “I wasn’t supposed to be driving my husband’s truck. We don’t have to let the cops know it’s my husband’s truck, right?” The cops got informed. I got a new car.
minus-squaremineralfellow@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·1 month agoReminds me of the time I was rear ended and the guy told me it was because he was playing candy crush.
I once got rear-ended by a lady (my car was totaled) who told me two things as we were waiting for the cops that I will never forget:
“I just got my new glasses prescription, but I’m not wearing them today.”
“I wasn’t supposed to be driving my husband’s truck. We don’t have to let the cops know it’s my husband’s truck, right?”
The cops got informed. I got a new car.
Reminds me of the time I was rear ended and the guy told me it was because he was playing candy crush.