Definitely Glock Ness Monster

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      2 months ago

      Very good point! I also like the “Sees you in a while” perk the Glockodile has, though. Something that’s alive for quite some time may know some secrets.

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      2 months ago

      True, but it’s slow on land, ordinary rounds only work on land, and it doesn’t voluntarily control it’s arms to aim. Honestly that seems more like a grenade on a roomba for most combat purposes.

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        You’re looking at it all wrong. It’s like having an 8-man highly coordinated platoon with a brilliant commander and amphibious capabilities.

        Glockodile ain’t got shit.

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          Yeah, but tentacles can’t see. They’re firing blind based on instructions only.

          I suppose it’s still possible an octopus can convey an exact distant angle to a tentacle, even though that’s not an evolutionarily relevant task. Clearly, the only reasonable way to settle this is to steal an octopus from an aquarium, and force it to do dot torture drills on a paid subscriber stream.

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            Yeah, but tentacles can’t see. They’re firing blind based on instructions only.

            Since when did spray and pray stop being a valid tactic?!

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    2 months ago

    Drone warfare is king, birds are drones, glockatoo is best.

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    2 months ago

    Be careful, the Glock Ness monster might turn on you and demand $3.50

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    I assume these pair with each other? If Glock Ness Monster doesn’t exist, does it win or lose?

    Otherwise, Glockatoo, since Glocktopus probably has shitty aim and Glockadile will have trouble with weapon elevation.

    Glocktopus would be the most fun to watch, though, hands/tenticles-down.

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      2 months ago

      If Glock Ness Monster doesn’t exist, does it win or lose?

      Or is there even a winner?

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        On this glorious day, we all lose.

        If nonexistance is counted as anything but a loss, it’s the best choice. Glock Ness Monster makes the most modern nuclear subs seem obvious and unsurvivable by comparison.

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    If I’m fighting against it, Glock ness monster. If it’s fighting for me, gloctopus.