This one dispenses sound financial advice.
Ah yes, the Orb of Fiduciary Responsibility. That’s a powerful orb experience.
We had one on earth about 50 years ago in the mid 1900s … someone dropped it on the floor, broke the glass and all the water came out and it hasn’t worked since then.
Bajorans: We got orbs!
Humans: Cool, cool, I like the glittery part. Hey, quick question. Why aren’t they spheres?
Vulcans: A surprisingly reasonable question; orbs are typically three-dimensional spherical objects.
Andorians: Oh yeah that’s cool, but not as cool as us, amirite?
Tellarites: That’s no orb - it’s hourglass shaped!
Klingons: I have heard that these “orbs” are powerful! But I shall not test it. There is no honor in battle against priests.
Ferengi: Huh. Weird. I don’t think it’s actually valuable. What was the name of this thing again?
Romulans: I feel like it’s looking at me. Is it watching me? What does it know!? Get me away from it at once!
Borg: We are the Bor - ZAP!
Major Kira: What the hell are you all doing standing here cluttering the doorway of the temple? Don’t you have something better to do? Go on, get! Shoo! Move it! And somebody find out where this damn drone came from! “Why aren’t they spheres?” The nerve of some people!
Oddly I’m only seeing posts about posts about orbs, I guess the communities I’m in just aren’t with it
Be grateful that you’re getting your orbs secondhand.
I can't think of a witty punchline
Stop playing with your balls
Oh no … you broke your little ship :(
You remind me of the babe.
I appreciate the kind words but I’m an old fat bald guy. I feel bad for any babes I remind people of, regardless of power level.
What babe?
The babe with the power.
Yeah but seriously tho… What power?
Power of voodoo.
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