• DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
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    5 months ago

    Nah, anything that dramatic wasn’t necessary. Tell the kid to aim to miss, assure him he’ll just be arrested.

    You just need a sucker, an attempt, an SS agent on your side, and a squib.

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      5 months ago

      Don’t needlessly increase entities.

      Which is more likely, a crazy person going after a crazy person, or ELABORATE GOVERNMENT SCAM LOZARD PEOPLE ARE ON YOUR TAIL

      ffs, go touch grass

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        5 months ago

        You’re the one who thinks this shit is complicated and not easy. Next thing you’ll be saying Trump wouldn’t accept someone else dying for his personal gain!

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          There’s nothing complicated about a would be presidential assasin who acted alone.

          History is literally riddled with them.

          But your ideas of comic book level conspiracies? Occam’s razor says no.

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              5 months ago

              I mean, I definitely believe that Trump would stage an assassination for political points. In fact, I bet he’s goons could pull it off. I just don’t see any evidence to make that seem more likely than “it was just some kid, and the secret service was slacking that day”.

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              5 months ago

              Your conclusion is shit.

              You just want to believe in whatever you think feels best, instead of what is most likely.

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                  5 months ago

                  I knew you wouldn’t recognise Occam’s razor in that form. You’re a moron who doesn’t understand reality. I don’t care about your opinion in the slightest.

                  You’re clearly offended. Too bad. I’m not. :)

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