• OpenStars@discuss.online
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    5 months ago

    A-a-are you sure you want to say that, without checking first whether she’s had her coffee today?

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    She might decide to find coffee in your nebula!? :-P

    • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee
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      5 months ago

      She turned the molecules that once formed my ass into her personal replicator coffee rations to teach me a lesson.

      I might be assless but at least I’m no longer being yelled at.

      And Im sure the transporter will malfunction at some point & give me someone else’s ass.
      (In hoping for spandex)