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PugJesus@lemmy.world to RPGMemes @ttrpg.networkEnglish · 1 year ago

"You can pay me with the fallen"

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"You can pay me with the fallen"

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PugJesus@lemmy.world to RPGMemes @ttrpg.networkEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • Etterra@lemmy.world
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    Well you’re asking for swordsman to fight skeletons, that’s your first mistake. What you need is a steel drivin’ man.

    • The Ramen Dutchman@ttrpg.network
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      “I need a hammersman to fight a skeleton army”

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        Just really, really blunt the swords edges.

        • Etterra@lemmy.world
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          While according to the rules of most RPGs you are technically correct, and therefore according to Futurama the best kind of correct, it still won’t work that way.

    • MindTraveller
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      This is Swords comic

  • Rose Thorne(She/Her)@lemm.ee
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    They’re Undead.

    Blunt, not edged. They resist edged weapons.

    • PugJesus@lemmy.worldOP
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      “I need to unsharpen my blade”

      • RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world
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        “Oh… So, scabbard on I guess.”

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      I would think a two-hander is massive enough to be a blunt weapon if turned sideways, striking with the flat of the sword. But, my opinion is really uninformed.

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        I’d allow it, at my table.

        Using the flat of your blade is a valid tactic for blunting blows, be it against undead or to incapacitate a target.

        But I’d also give you a slight disadvantage, as you’re now going to be fighting your blade becoming a fan.

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          I’d also decrease the damage a bit if actually used as a bludgeoning weapon.

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            Yeah, that’d be fair, and it’s how I normally treat using the shaft of a pole weapon as staff.

            Unless it’s a Monk. Damn them, and their versatility!

      • PugJesus@lemmy.worldOP
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        Reverse it - Murder Stroke let’s goooooo

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      Can’t gnaw on shattered bones

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