The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

if it weren’t socially unacceptable then everyone would just be doing it, that’s why they had to make it socially unacceptable and provide us with a more profitable alternative, in fact, if you’ve been so conditioned by society that you truly didn’t want the frog eggs, your body would have a way of shutting that sort of thing down, we all love boba, don’t we, guys?

This feels very [email protected] .

I’m sick of the shit after like half the tea is gone. Those tadpoles make me gag, then.

Oh sure, when baby Yoda walks around with half a frog hanging out of his mouth, it’s “cute” and “hilarious”. But when I do it, I’m “scaring the children”, and I need to “get out of the kiddie pool”.