• Zekas@lemmy.worldEnglish
          4·
          7 months ago

          As someone said, the goal of capitalism isn’t to have a lot of money, it is to have all of the money.

      • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldEnglish
        3·
        7 months ago

        You…a mind traveler.

        Me…in search of my own mind.

        This plays out one of two ways. Either an adult swim animated show where your whole body is just my brain, and I stuff you back in my head through my ear.

        The show revolves around you, trying to escape from inside my head. And me, trying to find you, and stuff you back inside.

        ORRRRRRRRR

        It’s one of those lifetime romance movies. I’m Andre the Giant, and you’re Bobby the Brain Heenan. They’re lovers who have hit a rough patch, and the only way their marrage can survive the 1980s, is to take the WWF championship off of Hulk Hogan at Wrestlemania 3. They laugh, they live, they love, and then they cry when Hogan slams Andre.

        …what am I even doing with my life???