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no banana@lemmy.world to Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago

Kulkorv

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no banana@lemmy.world to Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org
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    That kid looks like Legally Distinct Dennis the Menace. David the Annoyance, perhaps.

    • no banana@lemmy.worldOP
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      We do call them “Denniskorvar” (Dennis sausages) actually!

    • intensely_human@lemm.eeBanned from community
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      Removed by mod

    • mindbleach@sh.itjust.works
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      American Dennis the Menace as well.

      Does he enjoy some weird cultural osmosis in Scandinavia? Like how Donald Duck comics are a big thing?

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    deleted by creator

    • no banana@lemmy.worldOP
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      It’s the lowest quality of meat product you can find in Sweden.

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        deleted by creator

        • Daqu@lemm.ee
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          Try air frying a high quality swedish dish like surstromming.

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            deleted by creator

          • Late2TheParty@lemmy.world
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            I just bought a couple tins of Surströmming a few months ago. I really like it! (Definitely had to powerwash the deck after opening the first can. Ha!)

            • OhShitSon@lemm.ee
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              Open it in a bucket of water next time.

              • NoIWontPickAName@kbin.earth
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                Food should not come with instructions like this.

                • OhShitSon@lemm.ee
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                  Very generous of you to refer to it as food.

              • Late2TheParty@lemmy.world
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                That’s what I’ll be doing over July 4th weekend. I’m gonna subject new people to it! 🤣

          • Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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            🤮

      • Delphia@lemmy.world
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        Have you ever met children?

        • no banana@lemmy.worldOP
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          Sir, I’ve been one.

          • Zidane@lemmy.world
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            Lol this guy ages

            • no banana@lemmy.worldOP
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              Time is just a little tricky

        • Skymt@lemmy.world
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          Indeed, most children are horrible meat products!

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    They’ve come full circle.

    We’re back to meatballs

    • Jimmyeatsausage@lemmy.world
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      I think we’re calling them hot balls this time.

  • Stern@lemmy.world
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    Could 100% see that as a nice lil’ appetizer. Cook 'em up in your preferred way, toothpick in each, serve with ketchup, mustard, or be extra with beer cheese fondue.

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      Sadly I think it was a bad idea. I’m only saying that because they’ve been gone from shelves for almost 15 years as far as I can tell.

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        Accidentally ended up with two packs of denniskorv in the fridge and I really wish they too would have disappeared 15 years ago. Not even the 5 year old who would live off of hot dogs if we let him will touch it.

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      Batter and fry them! Corndog spheres!

      • KAYDUBELL@lemmy.world
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        Let this guy cook (figuratively and literally)

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      Me: Mom, let’s get Kulkorv!

      Mom: No, we already have Kulkorv at home

      Kulkorv at home: Just some fucking regular hotdogs chopped into bite-sized pieces

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    Hot balls.

  • no banana@lemmy.worldOP
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    Below is a picture of the original Swedish “Hot dogs”. Sausages which themselves are a crime. Absolute cultural staple. Sadly these hot dog balls were a thing only for a short while.

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      Hot… dog balls?

      • root_beer@midwest.social
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        Hot dog balls, or hot dog balls? Much like the Oxford comma, emphasis can make a difference! Next lesson, we’ll talk about hyphenation!

  • Sc00ter@lemm.ee
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    How many kids choked on these things? They seem perfect for blocking airways

    • essell@lemmy.world
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      Fortunately most kids don’t fit into airways unless we’re talking about a baleen whale.

    • no banana@lemmy.worldOP
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      Probably none. Have never heard of it.

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    The name also has a pun in it. “Kulkorv”, means “ball-sausage”, but “kul korv” would mean “funny sausage”.

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      “kulkorv” without a space would be “fun-sausage” which could be a penis.

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    How am I supposed to enjoy processed corpse if it isn’t phallic???

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      Balls aren’t good enough?

      • Maalus@lemmy.worldBanned from community
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        Get both and passively aggressively serve it to the bigest toxic macho around

  • boatsnhos931@lemmy.worldBanned
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    Lil smokies better bring your A game

  • Etterra@discuss.online
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    This makes a stupid kind of sense. You cut up hot dogs for little kids (I don’t have any but remember from being one). This product is just the laziest way of solving a problem nobody has.

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