idk just a random scenario stuck in my head

  • You retain all intelligence.
  • You must have confirmation yourself that your message reached the president.
  • You can’t pick human as your animal.
  • The president as referring to Joe Biden. Other country presidents are accepted though.
  • Tanis Nikana@lemmy.world
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    1 month ago

    I’d turn into a big old land tortoise and then just be a turtle.

    Benefits:

    • strong shell
    • feets for marching
    • cute tail bump
    • adorable smile
    • can flip friends over when they need help
    • turtle