Data's Cat Spot@startrek.website to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years agoWe must all submit to the unseen orb.startrek.websiteimagemessage-square69linkfedilinkarrow-up1897arrow-down124
arrow-up1873arrow-down1imageWe must all submit to the unseen orb.startrek.websiteData's Cat Spot@startrek.website to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years agomessage-square69linkfedilink
minus-squaredb2@lemmy.onelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up85·2 years agoWho says you’re not allowed to? Go ahead, nobody will stop you.
minus-squareThatWeirdGuy1001@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up63arrow-down13·edit-22 years agoSurrounded by a golden aura ☑️ Constantly changing form ☑️ Blinds you if you look right at it ☑️ Radiates warmth ☑️ The sun is an angel confirmed
minus-squarePeruvian_Skies@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up28·edit-22 years agoI’m not. The Sun isn’t real, it’s just something The Church made up to control the sheeple.
minus-squaredamnthefilibuster@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·2 years agoSo… the Sun is just a cold orb that reflects the Moon’s light?
minus-squarethemeatbridge@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·2 years agoBut, if there’s no sun, how do we know when it’s time to wake up? I do believe that’s checkers, mate.
minus-squarePeruvian_Skies@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up6·edit-22 years agoWe know because of our alarm clocks, duh!
minus-squarethemeatbridge@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 years agoTrading one god-master for another, man.
minus-squareWhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-22 years agoRoosters. Birds are the only real things.
minus-squareObi@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·2 years agoA lot of religions were based around/heavily features the sun, makes sense.
minus-squareUlfKirsten@feddit.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 years agoNot really. Worshipping the sun actually kinda makes sense
minus-squareraid@feddit.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 years agohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_S6DKqcU9M
minus-squareJehovasThickness@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·edit-22 years agoFloats in the silent empty void ☑️ Angrily lashes out with tentacles of destruction ☑️ Surrounded by its dead children ☑️ Imprints itself into your vision when looked at ☑️ Prolonged exposure causes cancerous growths ☑️ Was here long before we came to be and will be here long after we’re gone ☑️ The sun is an eldritch horror confirmed
minus-squareWhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 years agoHail to the Sun God! We know he’s a fun god! Ra! Ra! Ra!
minus-squareSerpardum@lemmyonline.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 years agoRa, Ra, Ra! Sis boom bah! Paddy wagon, paddy wagon, Ra, Ra, Ra!
minus-squareHeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 years agoYeah but how many eyes does it have
minus-squarecrbn@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 years agoGives life to all earthly beings ☑️ Exists long before and long after us ☑️ Reigns in planet from the abyss ☑️ … Seems time to start praying to Ra.
minus-squareData's Cat Spot@startrek.websiteOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up25·2 years agoYou’re trying to get me in trouble with the orb.
minus-squarethemeatbridge@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·2 years agoThe orb will stop you. It will fill your retinas with white-hot energy waves that cause intense pain and permanent damage if you don’t stop. The orb wants you to know it’s there, and will provide for you, but it does not want you to look at it.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldMlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 years agoThey say you’re not allowed to. Don’t give in. Fight The Man!
Who says you’re not allowed to? Go ahead, nobody will stop you.
Surrounded by a golden aura ☑️
Constantly changing form ☑️
Blinds you if you look right at it ☑️
Radiates warmth ☑️
The sun is an angel confirmed
wtf I’m religious now
I’m not. The Sun isn’t real, it’s just something The Church made up to control the sheeple.
So… the Sun is just a cold orb that reflects the Moon’s light?
wake up sheeple
But, if there’s no sun, how do we know when it’s time to wake up?
I do believe that’s checkers, mate.
We know because of our alarm clocks, duh!
Trading one god-master for another, man.
Roosters. Birds are the only real things.
A lot of religions were based around/heavily features the sun, makes sense.
Not really. Worshipping the sun actually kinda makes sense
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_S6DKqcU9M
Floats in the silent empty void ☑️
Angrily lashes out with tentacles of destruction ☑️
Surrounded by its dead children ☑️
Imprints itself into your vision when looked at ☑️
Prolonged exposure causes cancerous growths ☑️
Was here long before we came to be and will be here long after we’re gone ☑️
The sun is an eldritch horror confirmed
Hail to the Sun God!
We know he’s a fun god!
Ra! Ra! Ra!
Ra, Ra, Ra! Sis boom bah! Paddy wagon, paddy wagon, Ra, Ra, Ra!
Yeah but how many eyes does it have
Not enough eyeballs
Gives life to all earthly beings ☑️
Exists long before and long after us ☑️
Reigns in planet from the abyss ☑️
…
Seems time to start praying to Ra.
You’re trying to get me in trouble with the orb.
The orb will stop you. It will fill your retinas with white-hot energy waves that cause intense pain and permanent damage if you don’t stop.
The orb wants you to know it’s there, and will provide for you, but it does not want you to look at it.
They say you’re not allowed to. Don’t give in. Fight The Man!