Rozaŭtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Femcel Memes@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 2 months agoBroke: "I can fix her". Woke: "She can ruin me"ani.socialimagemessage-square6fedilinkarrow-up1174arrow-down10cross-posted to: [email protected]
arrow-up1174arrow-down1imageBroke: "I can fix her". Woke: "She can ruin me"ani.socialRozaŭtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Femcel Memes@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square6fedilinkcross-posted to: [email protected]
minus-squareinsomniac_lemon@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up18·2 months agoBRAIN: “You are tasked to consider the evidence, and whether it proves BEYOND a reasonable doubt: whether my client is undateable. Is my client… a perfect man? No-” ME: “She can kill me, yeah.”
minus-squareLxrduy@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·2 months agoI actually read “Brennan” instead of “brain” at first
BRAIN: “You are tasked to consider the evidence, and whether it proves BEYOND a reasonable doubt: whether my client is undateable. Is my client… a perfect man? No-”
ME: “She can kill me, yeah.”
I actually read “Brennan” instead of “brain” at first