KIDNEY STONES. THEY TEAR THE INSIDE OF YOUR DICK UP WITH RAZOR SHARP EDGES ON THE WAY OUT.
THOSE STONES ARE JUST SPICE FOR MY URINARY TRACT!!!
I TSKE MY BI MOBTHLY KIDNEY STONES ANF ADD THEM TO MY PEPR GINDER SO THEY CAN BE SPICE FOR MY MOUTH TOO
HELL YEA SIBLING!!!
2 FOR 1!!!
CATH-SAICIN, BROTHER! AROOOOOOO
Yes, kidney stones, but like a completely dry & steady cascade of pebbles of various sizes just leaving your dry and shredded urethra only to bounce happily around the toilet bowl producing a neat sound.
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING I CANNOT HEAR YOU PLEASE USE YOUR OUTSIDE VOICE
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I RECOMMEND NOT DRINKING ENERGY DRINK!!! DO NOT WANT ROCKS IN UR PISS AROOOO!!!
I WANT MY PISS TO BE ROCKING!!!
THAT’S WHAT BÖNERS ARE!
I WAS ALWAYS OF THE BELIEF THAT IT WAS TOENAILS
YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG BROTHER!!
SOME BÖNER HAVERS FEEL MOST CONFIDENT IF THEY GLUE ACRYLIC FRENCH NAILS ON THEIR SHAFT AS ARMOR. LIKE VAJAZZLING BUT FOR VIKINGS. THIS IS WHY THE MYTHICAL VIKING WARSHIP NAGLFAR IS MADE OF TOENAILS AND WILL KICK FUKKEN AZZ AT RAGNAROOOOOK BROTHER YEAH
In the snow
WHAT?
Kidney stones, no?
PLEASE, I CAN’T HEAR YOU BROTHER!