CDRMITTENS@sh.itjust.works to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 8 months agoI will go first, a stealth tanksh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square121fedilinkarrow-up1176arrow-down16file-text
arrow-up1170arrow-down1imageI will go first, a stealth tanksh.itjust.worksCDRMITTENS@sh.itjust.works to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 8 months agomessage-square121fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareLudrol@szmer.infolinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·8 months agoA button that makes the backdoor in enemy C&C softwere.
minus-squareNaibofTabr@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·8 months agoThe backdoor gives you access to the enemy’s copy of C&C: Red Alert.
minus-squaremacrocarpa@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·8 months ago…turns out the latest upgrade to your c and c software was stolen from the enemy by cyber squad, and most of your assets on the southern front are now controlled by five primary school cs:go players in Fulham.
minus-squareVoroxpete@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·8 months agoIt’s spotted within 5 minutes by some nerd who noticed that the program took an extra ten seconds to load and immediately wanted to know why.
minus-squareuis@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·8 months agoIt was chinese backdoor. Russian backdoor will make it load in 10 seconds less.
minus-squarehydroptic@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5arrow-down1·8 months ago10s? Pfft, amateur; the xz backdoor caused a ~500ms delay in SSH logins and somebody went “hmm that’s weird”
minus-squareSomeAmateur@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·8 months agoThe backdoor is locked
A button that makes the backdoor in enemy C&C softwere.
The backdoor gives you access to the enemy’s copy of C&C: Red Alert.
…turns out the latest upgrade to your c and c software was stolen from the enemy by cyber squad, and most of your assets on the southern front are now controlled by five primary school cs:go players in Fulham.
It’s spotted within 5 minutes by some nerd who noticed that the program took an extra ten seconds to load and immediately wanted to know why.
It was chinese backdoor. Russian backdoor will make it load in 10 seconds less.
10s? Pfft, amateur; the xz backdoor caused a ~500ms delay in SSH logins and somebody went “hmm that’s weird”
The backdoor is locked