• numberfour002@lemmy.world
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    8 months ago

    Thank you for bringing this to our attention. We’ve investigated the situation and it turns out that you weren’t on the agenda. Rest assured, we’ve updated our records and you should expect to receive your first official solicitation in 5 - 10 business days! Please accept my personal apology for this oversight and have a gay day.

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      8 months ago

      and it turns out that you weren’t on the agenda

      Finally! I’ve wondered for years what this “gay agenda” was that my conspiracy prone conservative neighbors were telling me was so dangerous.

      Please accept my personal apology for this oversight and have a gay day.

      Oh my, I feel my conversion starting already! I am having an instinctive desire to wish you a fabulous day, too.