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But what if I don’t become fossilised and get converted in oil instead?
You will be unearthed abruptly by a bunch of rednecks who will be excited to see you and burn you!
Or more likely you wait, and wait, and crumble a bit, and wait some more… Indefinitely
Who knows, maybe some of us will be unearthed in millions of years by the next dominant species.
Isn’t this the plot of Encino Man?
It’s also the plot of many vampire movies.
Although the friend part may be a bit shorter.
but fossils that old are not preserved corpses…
True but it’s a joke in a meme community so I think it’ll be okay if it doesn’t meet the scientific rigor we expect in the rest of the communities on mander.xyz
