Delphia@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 10 months agoEver made a great joke and the audience was too small? I'd like to hear it.message-squaremessage-square41fedilinkarrow-up191arrow-down12
arrow-up189arrow-down1message-squareEver made a great joke and the audience was too small? I'd like to hear it.Delphia@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 10 months agomessage-square41fedilink
minus-squareDelphia@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up26·edit-210 months agoI made a very crude one with 2 of my workmates today, but one choked on his coffee so I’m proud of it. “Rougher than being fingered by a brickie” (Bricklayer) for an audience of 2… possibly the wittiest joke ive thought of off the top of my head… for 2 people.
minus-squareSpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up17arrow-down1·10 months agoI guess it’s funnier if you know what a “brickie” is
minus-squareOneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·9 months agoYou must pretty rough to fuck bricks.
minus-squareSpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down3·9 months agoNever mind, I guess not
minus-squareguyrocket@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down2·9 months agoDood. Bricklayer works with bricks all day which makes your hands (including fingers) rough. It’s a pretty good joke.
minus-squareSpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down1·9 months agoI dunno, I kinda like the idea of being manipulated by a pair of strong, capable hands.
minus-squareSpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down1·9 months agoY’all are gonna flip when you learn about these things called “gloves”
minus-squareDelphia@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down3·9 months agoFuck you must be fun at parties.
I made a very crude one with 2 of my workmates today, but one choked on his coffee so I’m proud of it.
“Rougher than being fingered by a brickie” (Bricklayer)
for an audience of 2… possibly the wittiest joke ive thought of off the top of my head… for 2 people.
I guess it’s funnier if you know what a “brickie” is
Bricklayer
You must pretty rough to fuck bricks.
Never mind, I guess not
Dood. Bricklayer works with bricks all day which makes your hands (including fingers) rough.
It’s a pretty good joke.
I dunno, I kinda like the idea of being manipulated by a pair of strong, capable hands.
Y’all are gonna flip when you learn about these things called “gloves”
Fuck you must be fun at parties.