sad sad mommy @noahsarca

i love the quebec pet allowances they are so silly it’s like a riddle

Number of pets allowed

Usual limits

A total of 8 pets are allowed (among the allowed species), including the maximum permissible for dogs and cats.

Up to 4 pets are allowed, including a maximum of 3 dogs.

Examples:

  • You can have 4 rabbits, 3 dogs and 1 cat.
  • You can’t have 4 frogs and 4 dogs.
    • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldEnglish
      17·
      9 months ago

      I’ve cross-bred eight different dogs with various species of fox, so they all count independently.

      Also, jesus christ the smell.

      • wise_pancakeEnglish
        8·
        9 months ago

        A fox pooped in my yard the other day and fuck that I don’t want him back.

        • I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.worldEnglish
          9·
          9 months ago

          Foxes are “prominent poopers” and I have several areas in my (rural) yard where foxes proudly display their turds. Atop an 8x8 fence post, a raised cement culvert opening, a mound of loam I never got around to landscaping with. They are replaced every few days, I find myself noticing the seasonal diets of the local foxes. It’s lizards, small rodents and fruit for the most part. Very occasionally birds.

          • wise_pancakeEnglish
            7·
            9 months ago

            He pooped in my window well and it looked like he shat out 3 full mice, hopefully this doesn’t become a thing.

            I get a lot of rabbits in my yard, and he’s been visiting for a while to hunt them without leaving poops like this.

            (Edit: actually I think it’s a she, there’s a den about 200m from my house and she had two kits last year, if you went for a walk in the morning you would often see them chasing rabbits in and out of the tall grass)

        • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldEnglish
          2·
          9 months ago

          Is that possible?

          No idea. I was just in it for a joke. I know folks who have foxes as pets, though, and they really produce a pungent effect.

      • DillyDaily@lemmy.worldEnglish
        12·
        9 months ago

        But then you’d have 4 dogs, 3 wolves and a rooster, and that’s against the rules.

        What you need is 2 huskies, a bloodhound, 2 wolves, a kakapo, a howler monkey, and a rooster. For best results, duct tape your kakapo to your monkey.