There are plenty of us on here. I got my degree in stupid. Actually it was only an honorary degree I filled out on the back of a Wendy’s job application.
I won the local Bad Decisions Championship 9 of the last 10 years.
The reason I didn’t win last year was because I stayed up all night watching YouTube reaction videos and slept through the competition, so I consider it a moral victory.
Trump gets mistrial. Then he gets reelected.
I don’t think you follow this plan out far enough.
In my defense:
I am not very smart
There are plenty of us on here. I got my degree in stupid. Actually it was only an honorary degree I filled out on the back of a Wendy’s job application.
I won the local Bad Decisions Championship 9 of the last 10 years.
The reason I didn’t win last year was because I stayed up all night watching YouTube reaction videos and slept through the competition, so I consider it a moral victory.
Well I am a card-carrying donkey brain level idiot. Yes, the card is made out of fruit roll ups.
Pshh look at this smarty pants with their degree! I dropped out of stupid school because I kept giving everyone headaches!
That’s the same defense Trump uses!
You are better than those who cannot recognise or admit to having any limitations.
Title of your autobiography