Trump had no choice because a black man made that deal. Totally stable, totally genius of Trump.

Bank runs are great for the economy

It would be hilarious if the mic was sensitive enough to hear him pass gas while he delivers one of his rambling speeches.

The Usians are sore losers and bad winners.

I had to check the date. It’s been 4 years since the end of the Beijing winter Olympic, also known as the start of Russia’s 3 day special military operation.

So the medical ships are as useful to Greenland as American hospitals are to most Americans.

One star state.

The class assignment was for each student to hook up their laptop to network equipment and run some diagnostics. I could see my classmate was having issues so after a few minutes I walked over to investigate. I advised him the usb cable will never fit in the ethernet port and that he should try the other ‘hole’ instead.

Putin doesn’t want it so he made Trump to reject it first?

He watched the entire series of Barely Legal and still failed, how is this possible? J/k

Will the Razzies have the balls to torch this shit next year?

But he did a 360 so he same’d his changeness. J/k.

Donald “Smaug” Trump

This is why I play the lottery.

Months before the 2024 election Trump tried to take credit for the strong economy by saying investors were looking forward to a Trump presidency. Now he IS president and blaming Biden policies for ruining his economy. So Trump did not see the economy he inherited as being shaky.

Just call her Empty G.

Russian technology is so advance that high rise balconies exist everywhere, including basements and submarines.

Can some concerned American do the same in the public area in front of the white House with “convicted” posters of trump and his staff? A week later change it to those who have been “pardoned” by trump… Than J6 who have committed crimes since being pardoned.

Trump loves gold and these are “Mexicans” so the symbol should be two overlapping golden Doritos. One chip pointing down and the other chip pointing up.

This sounds like witchcraft. J/K