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Squire1039@lemm.ee to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

Chickens!

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Chickens!

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Squire1039@lemm.ee to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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    Every which way but my back. I ain’t a psychopath sleeping on my back.

    • trainden@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      You’d rather sleep on your stomach than your back? Lying on the back is easily the best

      • Altima NEO@lemmy.zip
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        Fall asleep on stomach, wake up on back

        • trainden@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          Wow, I can’t even lie on my stomach for a minute before my neck hurts. Am I doing something wrong?

          • yamanii@lemmy.world
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            Your pillow is too high.

            • JoShmoe@ani.social
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              Its a common mistake. Most people never bother to touch their settings menu.

              • NotHarveyElliott@lemmy.world
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                I played around with mine the last time my wifi was down, then accidentally got stuck with 7 pillows and a floral duvet cover. I couldn’t work out how to change it back, so I bought a new bed

          • Altima NEO@lemmy.zip
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            Gonna have to agree with the pillow theory. Mine is as flat as a pancake.

            • trainden@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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              Hmm, I’ve tried it before without pillow, but that didn’t feel good either. It was better than with pillow, but still not great. Perhaps my neck is just fucked up

              • Altima NEO@lemmy.zip
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                Nah I still need pillow. Just very flat.

        • z500@startrek.website
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          I’ve found my people

        • yamanii@lemmy.world
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          1 year ago

          Same

        • FabledAepitaph@lemmy.world
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          1 year ago

          Based

  • cally [he/they]@pawb.social
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    i basically sleep like this

    Gumball Watterson (cartoon character) sleeping in a very weird position.

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    It amazes me that I can half wake up in the middle of the night and still do an explosive 180 to face the other way.

    I literally bounce an inch up off the mattress and torque myself to one side, then instantly fall asleep.

    • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world
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      Rotisserie chickens don’t wake up when they’re spinning either.

    • 940036@lemmy.world
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      This is exactly what I do.

    • saltesc@lemmy.world
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      then instantly fall asleep.

      Not before doing the “that was so worth it” snuggle in/wiggle action.

    • BringMeTheDiscoKing
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      I used to be able to do that. This post is making me feel old.

  • Bob@feddit.nl
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    I sleep on a bed.

    • tubaruco@lemm.ee
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      oh cool, i sleep on my bed.

  • Soku@lemmy.world
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    I have nights where I sleep like a shish kebab

  • BumbleBeeButt@lemmy.zip
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    I rotate evenly

    • Squire1039@lemm.eeOP
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      , being crispy on all the sides?

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        One must strive for even crust

  • Jo Miran@lemmy.ml
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    Call me Mr. Gyro.

    • Altima NEO@lemmy.zip
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      Sleeping upright?

  • LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world
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    I like to sleep on my side. My issue is that my dog likes to cuddle and when he tries to be big spoon(his preferred way to cuddle), he kicks me the whole night. He is a very active dreamer. Haven’t had a decent night’s sleep in 3 days because I’ve been kicked so much. I love my boi so much, but goddamn is he the worst at night lol

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    Sleep apnea, bad shoulders, bad back. I’m all about the rotisserie!

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    Can only sleep on the sides. Stomach feels so wrong I’m afraid I wouldn’t breath.

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      When i was a kid i was sleeping on my stomach and i’d have my hands on each thigh, arms tucked in, so the weight of my torso was more on my arms than my thorax for better breathing.

      But then i grew down there and that got uncomfortable, so i bent one knee for the room and the hand can’t be put on my thighs. So now i bend each arm and put them under the pillow, also shifting my weight on the one opposing my bent knee.

      That’s kind of an in between stomach and side but of course letter on i also adopted the side position to switch to, mostly because of my back getting old.

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    Apparently I spin clockwise in bed because my pajamas are always all the way to the left when I wake up

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    I sleep with my clothes on then wake up naked.

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      Like are your clothes nearby or are they ripped and tattered in the nearby woods, and do you wake up covered in blood?

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        They dissolve in my sweat. I have to buy new clothes monthly.

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    This grammar be terrible *time to relax

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    Terrible grammar

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