• Death_Equity@lemmy.world
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    10 months ago

    I thought we were miniturizing in Q4 for the roll-out before the mid-terms? Oh, wait, I was off a year. I suck at understanding the Anunnaki calendar, why the hell do we use their calendar for R&D when Mayan is the office standard? When I was at Groom we were using Mayan for everything and the purse boys didn’t have a problem there. I really need to transfer to Marineris; did you know they have a milkshake machine in the mess?

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      10 months ago

      We switched off of Mayan for project scheduling after 2012 was a bust, no end of the world or anything, just some instability in the simulation… (man egg on my virtual face, I really blew that one)

      … oh and they have a Milkshake machine??? How the hell do they rate?? We had to overthrow Guatemala just to get some decent coffee beans