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Striker@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world ·
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Fish are our friends

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Fish are our friends

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Striker@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world ·
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  • IninewCrow
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    As funny as this is … there is an actual viral photo and video of someone doing this in real life.

    It’s another example of how screwed we are as a species.

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      Have you considered what lack of pussy does to a mofo. The guy making the fish suck his dick is the victim here if you ask me. The true Villains are the females that refused to sleep with him /s

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        Redpilled Master Race

        also /s

    • IndiBrony@lemmy.world
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      there is an actual viral photo and video of someone doing this in real life.

      There’s also one of a monkey using a frog as a fleshlight. The more we evolve, the more we stay the same!

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        Jesus … is our universe just depraved by default?

        • DanglingFury@lemmy.world
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          Our universe is. We came along and applied morality to it

        • activ8r@sh.itjust.works
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          Yeah, pretty much.

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        There’s also a vid of a dolphin using a beheaded fish as a fleshlight.

    • funkajunk@lemm.ee
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      That’s some real sexual apex predator shit right there.

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    Tells me you’ve never seen the inside of a fish’s mouth without saying you’ve never seen the inside of a fish’s mouth.

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    But do you eat the fish afterwards?

    • Nightwatch Admin@feddit.nl
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      Oreo Fish? Who wouldn’t want Oreo Fish?

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      I prefer my fish to be cream filled

  • Gork@lemm.ee
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    What if it’s a piranha

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    Reminds me off… (NSFW-ish)

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      Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

      Reminds me off… (NSFW-ish)

      Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

      I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.

  • NOPper@lemmy.world
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    Your browser does not support playing HTML5 video. You can download a copy of the video file instead. Here is a description of the content: Ol Greg saying "Easy now my fuzzy little man peach"

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