If you swallow appleseed(s)

Smoke some cigarettes. The smoke will suffocate the bacteria

—Mac

  • KingJalopy @lemm.ee
    9·
    11 months ago

    If I ever told my dad, “are you shitting me?”, he’d reply with, “I’d never shit you, you’re my favorite turd.”

    • WashedOver
      5·
      11 months ago

      Lol love that one. My uncle was the one that used the Bullshit line on me