Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · edit-211 months agoWhat have you done recently to lovingly annoy your spouse/significant other? For example, this morning I brought my wife her toast singing the first line from "Baby One More Time" in Brittany voice...message-squaremessage-square46fedilinkarrow-up1191arrow-down113file-text
arrow-up1178arrow-down1message-squareWhat have you done recently to lovingly annoy your spouse/significant other? For example, this morning I brought my wife her toast singing the first line from "Baby One More Time" in Brittany voice...Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · edit-211 months agomessage-square46fedilinkfile-text
minus-squaregroupofcrowslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·11 months agoWife: Promise you will always listen to me. Me: I promise to listen but not do what you say.
Wife: Promise you will always listen to me.
Me: I promise to listen but not do what you say.