grte to Canada · 6 months ago'Try not to let moose lick your car,' warns Parks Canada, as more moose flock to highwayswww.cbc.caexternal-linkmessage-square7fedilinkarrow-up151arrow-down11cross-posted to: [email protected]offbeat[email protected][email protected]fuckcars[email protected][email protected]
arrow-up150arrow-down1external-link'Try not to let moose lick your car,' warns Parks Canada, as more moose flock to highwayswww.cbc.cagrte to Canada · 6 months agomessage-square7fedilinkcross-posted to: [email protected]offbeat[email protected][email protected]fuckcars[email protected][email protected]
minus-squareCazRaX@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up29·6 months agoIf a giant animal like that wants to lick my car and is blocking my way I’m not going to even attempt to stop them. If it came up and asked for $5 I would give it at least $10 and call it a day, I’m not arguing with giants who have horns.
minus-squarebionicjoeylinkfedilinkarrow-up8arrow-down1·6 months agoMoose generally only ask for tree fiddy though.
minus-squarerbesfelinkfedilinkarrow-up9arrow-down1·6 months agoI think your moose might have been an 8 story tall crustacean from the paleozoic era
minus-squareSharpiemarker@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkarrow-up6·6 months ago$10 includes gratuity. Thanks for licking the salt off my car!
If a giant animal like that wants to lick my car and is blocking my way I’m not going to even attempt to stop them. If it came up and asked for $5 I would give it at least $10 and call it a day, I’m not arguing with giants who have horns.
Moose generally only ask for tree fiddy though.
I think your moose might have been an 8 story tall crustacean from the paleozoic era
$10 includes gratuity. Thanks for licking the salt off my car!
Lol. Well said.