Ripping off a post I just saw in the Isaac Arthur subreddit. Imagining we work out the technical ability. Examples they suggested were:

  • No periods
  • No balding
  • No nausea
  • No body odor
  • Resistance to obesity and muscle wasting
  • roguetrick@kbin.social
    26·
    11 months ago

    While you can create spiracles that repel polar substances like water, you cannot protect them against surfactant like soap. No more showers unless you want to drown.

    • corsicanguppy
      5·
      11 months ago

      So you’re saying I can kill a fly with some soap spray.

      Wasps too? Those fuckers.

      • roguetrick@kbin.social
        8·
        11 months ago

        You can waterboard them with it. If you want to effectively kill them, I’d recommend using the tried and true neurotoxin option sold at your local grocery store. You can be your own Saddam Hussein without having to hide in the most random places after committing your war crimes.

      • jennwiththesea@lemmy.world
        2·
        11 months ago

        Wasps, definitely, and it does basically suffocate them. We use a water, dish soap, and peppermint mix on paper wasp nests that form in our eaves.