• Hyperreality@kbin.social
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    To be fair, having sex with women is pretty gay. They’re girly, weak and smell nice.

    Nothing more masculine than two smelly men fucking each other in the arse. Dominating this guy who’s just as strong if not stronger than you, then enduring the pain of Big Jim’s rod penetrating you, because you’re a manly man who’s made of tougher stuff.

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      11 months ago

      Fucking women is gay because women like men and liking men is gay

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      enduring the pain of Big Jim’s rod penetrating you,

      Fellas, is it gay to use lube for anal?

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            11 months ago

            figging

            Ugh. Off to Urban Dictionary I go.

            Edit: Inserting peeled ginger into the anus. Ok, I’d heard of this with horses, it’s even mentioned in one of Sir Terry Pratchett’s books. Id not heard of people doing it to themselves or each other but I’m not surprised."

      • hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        11 months ago

        Real super straight hetero male masc men use blood (but no tears as crying is gay) as lube when fucking bros.