Epistemic status: Speculation. An unholy union of evo psych, introspection, random stuff I happen to observe & hear about, and thinking. Done on a highly charged topic. Caveat emptor!

oh boy

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  • self@awful.systemsMEnglish
    12·
    1 year ago

    also, if you do this in a bakery you’ll probably get written up for violating food service regulations cause you brought in a random consumer-grade prep item that could’ve easily contaminated everything with bacteria or allergens. plus if you procure the item through work, everyone gets to use it instead of just you and the coworker you’re trying to fuck on top of a birthday cake???

    but “I got written up for an obvious health code violation” hits a lot different from “woe is men, everything is sexual harassment now”

    • froztbyte@awful.systemsEnglish
      16·
      1 year ago

      whenever I hear the “everything is sexual harassment now” from some of these fuckers I think of the joke:

      “what’s wrong?,” asks the doctor.

      “something bad - everything hurts” says the patient

      “show me”

      the patient touches their finger against their thigh, their foot, their neck, and their forehead - evidently wincing with every time

      “…you have a broken finger” says the doctor