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balderdash@lemmy.zip to memes@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

No Pain No Gain

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No Pain No Gain

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balderdash@lemmy.zip to memes@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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  • EmoBean@lemmy.world
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    World governments nerfed sour candy. Fucking fascists won’t let people melt their mouth skin off. I have to manufacture my own black market sour candies with battery acid I steal from diesel trucks.

    • RembrandtQEinstein@lemmy.world
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      Thanks for keeping the dream alive

    • Flying Squid@lemmy.world
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      The real crime is Atomic Warheads are only sour on the outside. Who do we imprison for that?

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    Your tongue will be fine. Your teeth on the other hand…

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      I only eat mint flavored candy so it’s good for my teeth 💪

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    I don’t like sweets as much, but this is me with salted pumpkin seeds. Still shriveled the next day and taste buds are shot…

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    I didn’t hear no bell.

  • niktemadur@lemmy.world
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    Warheads!

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      Who remembers Altoids Sours?

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        I’ve always been partial to the Ginger Altoids, although those were always difficult to come by in my neck of the woods, and I haven’t seen them in ages. In fact, I found a proper substitute some years ago, from the Paul Newman non-profit brand of pasta sauces.

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        Core memory unlocked.

  • GrayBackgroundMusic@lemm.ee
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    My tongue is fine, it’s the roof of my mouth that’s a freaking mess.

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    “Sour” skittles, my ass. You should try the British extra sour hard candy we’ve bought recently. I thought that you could only make sweets that sour until I tried them. It was a very eye closing, mouth burning experience ;-)

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        Barnetts

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          I love sour candy. And I find warheads to be pretty weak. So I ordered these once. But holy shit these are gnarly. I think I had two and my teeth felt weird and my tongue was raw for a week. It’s was just too much. Like I was dissolving my mouth by having just one.

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            I have eaten lemons and enjoyed them. Is it worse than that?

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    Your tongue? … or you digestion system

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      The tongue is the first line of defense. It starts complaining first.

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  • CucumberFetish@lemmy.wtf
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    My tongue when it sees me cutting open the second pineapple in half an hour (I’m allergic)

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    Been there lol.

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    I’m pretty sure I’d be sick, about 5 bags in. I’m also sure my mouth would be worse for wear, but by the time the seventh is opened, I’d probably be doubled over the porcelain throne.

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