You know it’s them, but they look like someone else

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    4 months ago

    Kirk: … Hey there Spock my man, can you spot me with a few Benjamins, I’m a little bit behind the eight ball and if I don’t see eye to eye with Joey Two Times, I might end up buying the farm and swimming with the fishes with my concrete shoes.

    Spock: … ? … Sir, I think the universal translator is malfunctioning.

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      SCOTT: You’ve got nothing. You mind your place, mister, or you’ll be wearing concrete galoshes.

      KRAKO: You mean cement overshoes?

      SCOTT: Er. Aye.

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        Kirk: … What are you!? Some kind of wise guy? You give me any more lip and I’ll use my Tommy typewriter and paint my house with your hoodlum grease top. Now get your gear together we gotta get the 10-4 from Tight Lips Malone.