I was at the hospital once a few years ago visiting a friend there and I made friends with the nurses over several visits … at one point, I offered to buy take out coffee as a little favour … weirdest coffee order I ever heard. She was a little petite lady who asked for an extra large six cream, eight sugars … when I ordered it at the local place where she normally got her coffee, they didn’t use little packets … the server just tilted the sugar jar and pushed eight ‘sugars’ into the coffee. The thing was more like a coffee flavoured milk shake.