• Glowpop
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    20 hours ago

    I love this lmfao. I hope her delayed flight is even more delayed or canceled. Imagining her big lips, white hair, and clueless demeanor sitting at LAX with no idea what is going on or what to do and no one paying attention to her is hilarious

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      19 hours ago

      Ohhhhh…but she will “run into” 75 celebs while she’s there and only packed 1 pair of underwear and a pair of daisy dukes to survive…

    • Poofluencers
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      20 hours ago

      Imagine a naked photo shoot (just assuming cuz that’s her thing) being so important that she needed to travel and risk any delay that would keep you from your 4 year olds birthday.

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        18 hours ago

        She’d just gaslight her child and pretend her birthday is the day Bird is there.