Yeah.

They’re not doing maintenance until something happens.

Like waste water coming up your drains, flooding your apartment with black, hardened, crystalized fat and stinking water because your upstairs neighbor has the washing machine running but the water can’t go anywhere because the waste water main is clogged somewhere between your flat and the one below yours. This will happen on the day after tradies finish putting new laminate flooring in your entire apartment.

Don’t ask me how I know.

Laughs in mandatory minimum four weeks paid vacation per year with most companies giving five to seven.

ferro-magnetic?

Ah, not bad.

Your phone has batterieS?

Can I interest you in The Big A™ in these trying times?

Oh my God that is such a great idea

Örgendn Tnopf

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Most olives in supermarkets are like that.

Prison is kind of a good outcome, historically.

This isn’t the Wizard Popes first Sleepover Dildo Rodeo™

Everyone calling this shit posting when it’s just some guy’s fetish fantasy written down.

Wir sind hier immernoch auf Lassmich. Das wären nie und nimmer 3251 Hochwählis, sondern mehr so 32 – und damit ein Mörder Pfosten.

This thing that keeps happening to a lot of the countries around Russia that are not in NATO? Completely wouldn’t happen if no one was in NATO.

Sure.

The continent?

Ah, Yugoslavia. How dare anyone disturb that genocide.

So you have never met Eastern Europeans?

No war but class war.

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It’s like you don’t want this.