Laughs in mandatory minimum four weeks paid vacation per year with most companies giving five to seven.
𝔄 𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔦𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝔭𝔦𝔢𝔠𝔢 𝔬𝔣 𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔢𝔰𝔢
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𝔄 𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔦𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝔭𝔦𝔢𝔠𝔢 𝔬𝔣 𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔢𝔰𝔢@lemmy.worldto Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•(Not so)SmartphoneEnglish1·4 days agoAh, not bad.
𝔄 𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔦𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝔭𝔦𝔢𝔠𝔢 𝔬𝔣 𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔢𝔰𝔢@lemmy.worldto Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•(Not so)SmartphoneEnglish81·4 days agoYour phone has batterieS?
𝔄 𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔦𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝔭𝔦𝔢𝔠𝔢 𝔬𝔣 𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔢𝔰𝔢@lemmy.worldtoPolitical Memes@lemmy.world•Patriotism vs Nationalism91·4 days agoCan I interest you in The Big A™ in these trying times?
𝔄 𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔦𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝔭𝔦𝔢𝔠𝔢 𝔬𝔣 𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔢𝔰𝔢@lemmy.worldto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Guaranteed NO ONE ever used this on their face8·4 days agoOh my God that is such a great idea
𝔄 𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔦𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝔭𝔦𝔢𝔠𝔢 𝔬𝔣 𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔢𝔰𝔢@lemmy.worldto People Twitter@sh.itjust.works•I have to admit, that's a pretty good name for it.121·6 days agoMost olives in supermarkets are like that.
Prison is kind of a good outcome, historically.
This isn’t the Wizard Popes first Sleepover Dildo Rodeo™
𝔄 𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔦𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝔭𝔦𝔢𝔠𝔢 𝔬𝔣 𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔢𝔰𝔢@lemmy.worldto Greentext@sh.itjust.works•Do you think she will notice when she gets home15·7 days agoEveryone calling this shit posting when it’s just some guy’s fetish fantasy written down.
Wir sind hier immernoch auf Lassmich. Das wären nie und nimmer 3251 Hochwählis, sondern mehr so 32 – und damit ein Mörder Pfosten.
𝔄 𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔦𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝔭𝔦𝔢𝔠𝔢 𝔬𝔣 𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔢𝔰𝔢@lemmy.worldto Memes@lemmy.ml•Oof some tough questions for them53·8 days agoThis thing that keeps happening to a lot of the countries around Russia that are not in NATO? Completely wouldn’t happen if no one was in NATO.
Sure.
𝔄 𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔦𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝔭𝔦𝔢𝔠𝔢 𝔬𝔣 𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔢𝔰𝔢@lemmy.worldto Memes@lemmy.ml•Oof some tough questions for them23·8 days agoThe continent?
𝔄 𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔦𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝔭𝔦𝔢𝔠𝔢 𝔬𝔣 𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔢𝔰𝔢@lemmy.worldto Memes@lemmy.ml•Oof some tough questions for them2415·9 days agoAh, Yugoslavia. How dare anyone disturb that genocide.
𝔄 𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔦𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝔭𝔦𝔢𝔠𝔢 𝔬𝔣 𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔢𝔰𝔢@lemmy.worldto Memes@lemmy.ml•Oof some tough questions for them163·9 days agoSo you have never met Eastern Europeans?
𝔄 𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔦𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝔭𝔦𝔢𝔠𝔢 𝔬𝔣 𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔢𝔰𝔢@lemmy.worldto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Why is Lemmy attempting to radicalise people to enforce class wars?10·9 days agoNo war but class war.
𝔄 𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔦𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝔭𝔦𝔢𝔠𝔢 𝔬𝔣 𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔢𝔰𝔢@lemmy.worldto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Why is Lemmy attempting to radicalise people to enforce class wars?242·9 days agoif (content == political) {
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};It’s like you don’t want this.
Yeah.
They’re not doing maintenance until something happens.
Like waste water coming up your drains, flooding your apartment with black, hardened, crystalized fat and stinking water because your upstairs neighbor has the washing machine running but the water can’t go anywhere because the waste water main is clogged somewhere between your flat and the one below yours. This will happen on the day after tradies finish putting new laminate flooring in your entire apartment.
Don’t ask me how I know.