Scalpel…

Suction…

Fry…

Slop

*cheese fries

Don’t do unprotected anal, kids.

monke

I know that’s their whole shtick. It’s so bad. Everyone has heavy metals in them, of course.

Man I hate that people like that guy have kids who have no say in their treatment.

Chelation Therapy is so much worse than blood from one arm into the other. It’s very harmful and only used because the thing it’s used to treat – heavy metal poisoning – is much worse.

And the hacks who keep using hyperbaric oxygen chambers on kids for bullshit reasons keep burning kids to death.

Das war doch jetzt ne Woche auf Test, können sie das bitte auf Prod pushen?

Haben sie denn getestet auf Test?

Nein, wieso?

Yeah.

They’re not doing maintenance until something happens.

Like waste water coming up your drains, flooding your apartment with black, hardened, crystalized fat and stinking water because your upstairs neighbor has the washing machine running but the water can’t go anywhere because the waste water main is clogged somewhere between your flat and the one below yours. This will happen on the day after tradies finish putting new laminate flooring in your entire apartment.

Don’t ask me how I know.

Laughs in mandatory minimum four weeks paid vacation per year with most companies giving five to seven.

ferro-magnetic?

Ah, not bad.

Your phone has batterieS?

Can I interest you in The Big A™ in these trying times?

Oh my God that is such a great idea

Örgendn Tnopf

:*

Most olives in supermarkets are like that.

Prison is kind of a good outcome, historically.

This isn’t the Wizard Popes first Sleepover Dildo Rodeo™