Let’s see the hackers figure that one out!
Let’s see the hackers figure that one out!
It’s “fairest,” right? So maybe the mirror just saw her doing stuff like meticulously cutting a cake into evenly-sized pieces instead of portioning out bigger ones for herself and her cronies. That’d be plausible for a 7 year old.
Ahh, hence why there are no negative Unix timestamps.
Hence the first and only commandment of Last Thursdayism: Don’t Panic.
If you use iCloud mail (I don’t), they have an email relay service, too. They call them “email aliases.”
Four! I thought oh his puke looks like a Pacman pill because space people eat space food and I guess it’s like that.
Um cause pizza is warm, obviously. We’re going for maximum parity here.
Spoonful of coconut oil isn’t that bad. If you don’t like that, you can always make it sliiightly more like actual food by making some kind of fat bomb.
At least the toddler has an excuse for parroting an idea that has virtually no semantic meaning to them-- That’s what toddlers do. The venture capitalists though…
That also sounds like a good option. Wouldn’t really make sense for this guy cause he’s not on a bike, he’s on one of those electric unicycle things… But I’m glad it works for you.
I mean if he seemed to think that that meant he was allowed to blast past people and they were obligated to move out of his way, then yeah that’d be pretty selfish… But when I’ve encountered him he’s been otherwise reasonably considerate. The music isn’t even really that loud, you probably only hear it from like 20-30m away.
How did you explain how McDobalds knows when you’re broke or in a hurry?
There’s a guy in my area that does that… He told me one day that it’s to help give people and animals a heads-up that he’s coming, which is helpful when overtaking people from behind, or around blind corners.
Sounded like an excuse at first, but it actually did help some of the time when I saw him after that. I have begrudgingly changed my mind about it.
I wanna slay like this forever
In addition, just hear me out: It is giant’s bread.
Hand crank only please I’m trying to work.
Damn great username btw 👌
Yeah well society is an asshole and personally I ignore most of what it says.
You’re in a position where you can affect whether the people around you feel like a worthless piece of shit, or like a valuable, appreciated human being. If you’re usually doing the latter and trying to avoid the former (and make it right when it does happen) then you’re not a worthless piece of shit.
You deserve to receive that too, and I’m sorry that you aren’t.
Can we sync on that real quick? I think we can ideate on some quick wins for your allergy that’ll get you unblocked.