As a middle aged fat person who has recently joined a gym I can confirm you are correct.

I was really expecting a Rick roll here, this is even better

We call this egg-in-the-hole, which I am just realizing is not very original, but there it is. It is also necessary to fry the bread “holes” they are a nice bonus.

It’s probably better for society that she didn’t.

It’s not like your country was about to provide socialized health care, affordable quality education, and a living minimum wage, and suddenly stopped those programs in order to fund the war. And you politicians most likely to stop funding the Ukraine are the least likely to vote for any of these “socialist programs”

What does not enough penis look like?

I’m a supervisor in a machine and welding shop so I would pick Carl Vernon’s " Surrounded By Morons Make the Most of it. "

I think we are the same person

If you want to online shop or research something to buy, or spend money in some way, Chrome and Google search is superior. If you are looking for information, news, anything not requiring payment, Firehox and duck duck go are the best

Upvote for being shitfaced.

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I’m 100% less likely to get stabbed by a tweaker in my car than on public transit in my city.