“You got this Jake, be super aggressive” (mentally checking draft position)

Throwing a nod to AJ Brown

It absolutely won’t happen. But he entered God mode for a while there

As a neutral (Eagles) fan

I have a feeling ill be VERY happy with the result

I cannot emphasize enough how lucky the Eagles are to have Devonta fucking Smith.

We have NEVER had these type of plays from our receivers.

Brendon also had a pretty major int/pick6? to seal a Dolphi s win against the early dynasty Pats

Hear me out

Cowboys fire Big Mic in anticipation of hiring BB

Dan Quinn is given permission to pursue other coaching opportunities in anticipation of Belichick coming to Dallas

Belichick reaches mutual agreement with New England to retire instead of be fired unceremoniously.

Jerry scrambledrills back to Ron Rivera.

If LeBron is “280lbs”, I’m a toddler.

It’s all about staying at round numbers or away from negative numbers. Some guys don’t want to be “300lbs” some don’t want to be “<6feet tall”.

Bryce has about the same odds of being 5’10" as Shaq never having broken 400.

I mean, it doesn’t appear he’s considered not running neck first into a trio of linebackers on a pointless scramble with 10 seconds left in the half nowhere near scoring range.

We need to take some baby steps first

Well the Bill’s don’t have THAT many

Now New Jersey on the other hand…

Boy I Look Like Shit

“Am I more of a joke than normal to you?” Bears-Commanders

Nobody ever learns.

Some guys are not destined to be the top dog. They can be great at handling one side of the ball and play design, but give then a full team and it’s a crapshoot.

Sure, sometimes you get Kyle Shannahan or Robert Saleh.

A lot of times (I would say mainly) you get Todd Bowles (fantastic during the Bucs Super Bowl run, his Jets and Bucs head coaching is legitimately awful), Dennis Allen (crested some great defenses during the late Payton Saints years, one of the worst head coaches in the league), Dan Quinn (his story is currently still being edited, but trust me that this defensive genius is going to choke away key moments just like in Atlanta), even one of the all time great defensive coordinators Dick Lebeau was abysmal as the Bengals head coach (12-33 in 3 seasons that led to Marvin Lewis being seen as awake and innovative).

If Kurt Cousins had finished this season, and say played 3 more at his career pace (4,000 yards, 28 tds), I think that’s when the bar would be moved up

Based on total numbers, he’d be a Hall of Fame borderline guy. But he absolutely never passed the eye test.

So, get ahead of it. To me, Matt Ryan is the first guy out - an MVP, a conference title, some bulk stats, but doesn’t scream Hall of Fame to me.