you’re telling me there are people who DON’T have a high-refresh monitor, mechanical keyboard, and wired 13-button mouse on them at all times?

Can I lick it?

Green - yes, you can!

Yellow, Red, Purple - no, you can’t!

Oh good, I’m not the only one who rotates in their sleep like a rotisserie chicken

‘Reichsburger’ sounds like a fast food item

“Hello let me get one Reichsburger with cheese” “Do you want fries with that?”

Hee

how do I install X

Go to joinmastodon(dot)org, pick an open server, then enter your email, a username and a password. easy

that’s cool, but did you know that you can get more pizza if you order two mediums instead of a single large?

“Enjoy the next 24 hours”

sounds like a threat even though it can mean the same thing as “have a nice day”

I am once again asking:

Do you fear God? —(yes)—> TempleOS

ok but where’s MASHINGTON

Cartoon Network then: cartoons

Cartoon Network now: Teen Titans Go! on repeat

so it’s pronounced Toys “ya” Us, not Toys “are” Us?

Do you fear god?

Yes: TempleOS

No: Hannah Montana Linux

“haha you failed” well someone had to keep your girlfriend happy

do I look like I know what a “JphEg” is?

I just want a picture of a got dang hot dog

I’m a joker, i’m a smoker, i’m a midnight toker

that was such a great movie, I liked the part when you said “it’s barbin’ time” and totally barbed all over those guys

…or have enough money time. But they say time is money so either way works

There was that ship that got stuck in the Suez Canal, and Squid Game.

and all he got was that lousy t-shirt