I keep seeing one in the news - oh wait, that was just a congresswoman. Never mind

Nothing says RAIDERS like consistently winning the early rounds of the draft. Remember when they got um, oh wait, he’s gone. And that other guy is gone. And that one dude messed up my happy meal order last week. But what about um, oh wait, he’s in jail. Gimme a minute. I’m gonna think of someone.

JACOBS! Yeah! That guy. See! Raiders make the draft their bitch every year!

This has to be #1 in my mind. This was supposed to be a one sided game. Very few thought the Raiders could win.

Go all in and bet them to win the Super Bowl too.

We were guaranteed to lose under McDumbass because no one was bought in. So there is no downside at this point - in my opinion. Lose trying - respect.

Funny, when my boss and I disagree, she tells me what the correct thought process should be.