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  • jlar@lemmy.worldtoProgrammer Humor@programming.dev•if else if else if else
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    11 months ago

    What the flip did you just freaking say about my code, you little script kiddie? I’ll have you know I’ve been writing code for 35 years and I’ve used recursion on several occasions, and I have over 300 confirmed successful deployments. I am trained in twelve different programming languages and I’m the top coder in the entire Stack Overflow leaderboard. You are nothing to me but just another code review. I will debug you the flip out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this GitHub, mark my freaking words. You think you can get away with saying that crap to me over the Internet? Think again, scripter. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of tech support across the globe and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the DDoS, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your Python script. You’re freaking terminated, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can refactor your code in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in machine learning, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Google Cloud Services and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable code off the face of the repository, you little wannabe. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little ‘clever’ comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn rookie. I will rain code all over you and you will drown in it. You’re freaking done, kiddo.