iridaniotter [they/them]

Quick question: do you deny the genocide of the white people in America?

Oh shit I fell for a media psyop

wtf

It’s illegal in Japan?! I guess that would explain why 98% of teams weren’t genned.

The guy who invented the tool to make legal but generated Pokémon now does Twitter rants about how bad it is. In Scarlet & Violet Series 1 & 2, 50.1% of Pokémon teams included generated Pokémon. You can’t ban half your players. I guess people will just stay quiet about it now.

It’s true that over the years it’s become easier to make competitive teams, but the fact that players still prefer to generate them instantly shows that no legit improvements will be enough. Pokémon just needs to let you design your competitive Pokémon, and their excuse that Pokémon are unique creatures falls flat for a million reasons. It won’t happen of course because the companies involved in this are decades behind in listening to their players. That’s why I quit Pokémon a few years ago.

In the grimdark present of America, children are banned from reading. Their entire education consists of PragerU. Kids must spend their entire day at school or at work. They are welcome to go to the park… after crossing a 6 lane stroad with no cross-walk. Failure to comply with 9 PM youth curfews shall be enforced by execution. The use of skateboards and the act of “sitting” is strictly prohibited. The use of “nicknames” without parental consent is also strictly prohibited. The use of medication shall be punishable by no less than one year in prison. The learning of a foreign language shall be strictly prohibited as well. All children must pledge their allegiance to the flag at least every day. God bless America.

I drank a potion so I could talk to an owlbear and it threatened my life but then I used my charm to convince it not to and it told me to scram so I left

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Oh OK true D&D does have all that

Very well, I shall humor you a refreshing take on terrible ideas:

We should repeal the ban on atmospheric tests of nuclear weapons, allowing for the creation of atomic bomb propelled rockets, and the industrialization of space! Every city a powersat rectenna! A little fallout won’t hurt.

I’m more concerned about too much posting activity being dedicated to that than more fruitful things

IDK, I think the liberals are getting enough push back.

Christianity has single-handedly demoted fish from animals to vegetables in the eyes of tens of millions of Americans. It’s really incredible.

Oh yeah, I’ve been playing with my friend and it’s fun to each have control of a second character. But then we had a third friend join us and it was pretty weird having just one of us with the extra character. It’s probably just much easier to balance the game around 4 characters instead of scaling to arbitrary numbers.

Basically, communism is when everything is made of hemp.

I see The Onion is on a first-name basis with Xi Jinping lol

See also: cox ring

lmfao

Obviously but it’ll take several weeks to years to finish writing the strongly worded letters.

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Bernard, Yonny, Shepherd, and the player character of course.