Seems like something that should be general government business and not an election promise.

Doing your fucking job and enforcing the law isn’t the same thing as promising infrastructure projects or putting new laws forward.

I’ve never preordered anything from any of them, but the stores with electronics sections that come to mind are London Drugs and Superstore.

Too bad Nintendo won’t pull an Apple and just sell directly.

We need to get on renaming it the Highway of Canada.

You try to push your thumb and forefinger through each other. Eventually they slip.

People like this are the reason AI is so unreliable at exploring code issues.

Like, I just want Copilot to look at my dependencies to explain a vague error I’m seeing and it’s telling me to downgrade Ruby, upgrade Rails, and install Python. Bro, it’s a node package.

It’s weird that it’s always losers that are the ones talking about winning.

Yes. He’s very efficient, you see.

“I TOLD YOU I DON’T HAVE A PASSWORD”

This was a GLORIOUS format! I missed the Herman Cain award mini stories and this was a breath of stank air.

The boots are both made in China anyway. Might as well cut out the middle man!

Hey man, the number of major terrorist attacks the TSA has stopped is non-negative!

Edit: wait, they haven’t caused any, have they?

I guess they aren’t sending their best.

All black pieces. We’re all on the same side?

Why aren’t you wearing a suit?

It’s being savvy

And yet I have it on good authority that he knows more about manufacturing than anyone else on earth.

Weird.

Is there some new sort of security clearance he can avoid getting?

At approximately 7:15 p.m. on Wednesday evening, an individual who was identified as male was seen

That’s a particularly wordy way to write “a man”.

I’m training myself to accept shipping fees as something that was always there. Amazon free shipping is just a hidden fee - the deliveries are still costing money. Amazon just masks that cost.

I see it the same as food delivery services having „free delivery“ when in fact they’re fucking the restaurants and drivers to get the piece they want.

It still rankles when I’m ordering something from Ontario that’s 8 bucks and shipping is 12.

Nice rack.