Warnings? We’ll come back and address those later. Maybe once we’re feature complete. Or maybe shortly after that.

Uplemmingers? It’s called VALIDATION

Thank you for reminding me of this one! It’s been so long that I mentally lumped all of its fun scenes in with Arachnophobia. Time for a rewatch.

Despite his promise, I feel let down.

Because he didn’t prosecute child groomers.

Despite being the first prosecutor to do just that.

But I guess he was too late to do it, even though Elon didn’t mention it anywhere near when it actually happened.

Hindsight is sometimes 20/20, but in this case I think Elon’s hindsight is 14/88.

Do you honestly not understand why that’s irrelevant?

Gavin Dew, the B.C. Conservative critic for jobs, economic development and innovation, said many British Columbians had bought properties for the purpose of using them for Airbnbs, only to have to sell them at a loss because of the new restrictions.

I bet that sounded way more relatable in his head before he opened his mouth.

Yeah, we all regret it, too.

The only difference is we regretted it the second Trudeau torpedoed any chances of it passing and he only regretted it after becoming unelectable.

They’re physically large territories so the map looks very impressive, especially with the Mercator projection.

This is the man who redirected a hurricane with a sharpie. I don’t think there’s any more to it.

This also applies to Windows 8.

Anybody still remember that giant turd?

queueing

Oh. Great. 5 vowels in a row. The language needed that.

I keep having to explain this.

The amount of delta v required to put something into the sun is extremely high and unnecessary. We just need to put him outside earth’s orbit and the problem will be solved.

What are we afraid of? Some far future civilization will find his corpse in heliocentric orbit and revive him?

I’ve done this a few times and you get props. It’s straightforward in principle but that doesn’t do much for the nervous sweats when you drill that first hole in a pristine wall!

There’s so much stupid printed on there it looks like Dr Bronners soap.

Except the soap at least works.

Correct. I can’t use the stairs because otherwise my already flailing joke wouldn’t work at all.

Given how slow the elevator is in my building, I’d do nothing. I’d be dead before it showed up.

Is she flapping her mouth again? I thought she got threatened into being charged under the new UK hate laws and went mysteriously silent. I’d hoped it was permanent.

I feel weird.

On one hand, I disagree with every position everyone involved in this spat has taken.

On the other hand, I also agree with every nasty criticism they’re personally lobbing at one another.

You mean FLOTUS?

I hate the auto fill behaviour but I generally like all the other layout changes.

Honestly, if the fill button were a bit bigger or had fatter padding I think it would be ok. It just seems weird to have to be so careful clicking to activate the most common (by far) action that the whole damn thing is used for.