And he can 100% gargle my balls

You’re missing my point entirely.

Says the middle class white male.

I definitely think Trump drastically underestimates the average Canadian citizen, not to mention our military.

It’s cute that Trump thinks his only obstacle is our military. I’m not a fan of guns, but I’m a reasonably good shot, and I’m more than willing to fight. I can’t be the only one.

My mom is a huge fan of Still Standing - the stand-up comedy guy, not the sitcom.

I’ve started moving the little flags whenever I see a mislabeled product. It’s a small thing, but it gives me a little joy.

They don’t block ads in Lemmy.

I’d love to read the article, but there’s an ad every other paragraph. I can’t tell what’s what.

They’re not bigots.

Well don’t get silly.

Beautiful, thank you!

Do you have a recommendation for me?

(sigh)

Now I really have to switch banks.

In related news, nearly a quarter of Canadians read at a 6th grade level, and 20% of those are functionally illiterate.

Well done! I hope it keeps you warm 😊

I know there’s a problem at the end there, but this is otherwise immaculate. Your tension skills are excellent.

Another international pissing contest. None of these people should be leading.

Me. I’m people.

I haven’t set foot inside one of their stores since the spring. It’s not because I’d rather buy from discount stores - I just fucking hate the company and refuse to give them another dime.