When Amazon bought Whole Foods, I had hoped they’d lower prices to a more reasonable level.

Nope. Still $8 for the same exact $3 product elsewhere.

If you’re ever afraid of doing things that can make you look bad…

Just remember.

You can literally sell illegal weapons to terrorists… And then work for Fox News.

No sane person can keep up with verifying news anymore.

I would also point out that there’s been multiple organizations that verify and fact check.

And just like we’ve seen in Trump Presidency part 1, MAGA and conservatives don’t gaf.

He has used AI generated reports a few times already.

It’s the news-safe words that get published. FUCKFACE Trump doesn’t get headlines.

But Weird Republicans and Taco Don do, and they get under his skin.

ICE folks should raid banks. Gotta be people hiding in the safe right? And cops won’t stop them to ask questions, so win win!

I think you should set up more breakfast buffets in your home… 😎

Because it was all prophesized in Hunter Biden’s laptop and Hilary Clinton’s emails.

Taco Trump strikes again!

Better narrative: only 1/4th of Democrats polled agree that Democrat leaders are doing a good job.

This has TrueWagner energy to it

Bruh

I watched all of Undead Unluck. There’s just something about it that kept it at mid. Maybe because the male protag is so… shallow? Or maybe the lore never hit me?

When I explain the concept and read the wiki, it sounds awesome. Which is a shame, because it feels like it could have been a great series.

I came for the cooking. I stuck for the dungeon lore. I stayed because every character is a goofball.

It’s trained on “Legacy media”, filled with things like data and facts. NEW media is based on thoughts, feelings, anti-wokeness, and flipping around if “Pedo Trump and Epstein were besties” or if “Daddy Trump I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry”.

Watermelon

Incredible. What a great comment.

Which I’m kinda glad they exist to:

1. Test wacky things

2. Be a punching bag for the jokes

What?! Lemme get outraged and blame the parents, then post some Facebook comments about how outraged I am!

Going to Tokyo and every toilet being a sing-along butt rinser made me realized western toilets are barbaric.