I have better luck with a pot on the stove than a rice cooker. Start with some olive oil, add the rice, add water so the water line is 1cm above the rice line. High heat. Stir occasionally. Once it’s at a full boil, give it a final stir, turn down to low and put a lid on it. Let sit for 10 min. Turn stove off. Serve with butter, pepper, salt. Boom.

I already have it is body

And the number of chins

“we’re are”

And most of them are unoccupied.

How about quadplexes? 50% of island used.

If a person cannot accept the reality of hygeine and cannot take criticism, they are unfit to lead.

Chaps and dames

Darksiders II. Got to the part where the puzzles start being timed. Don’t solve it fast enough? Fall in a vat of lava.

I can probably handle the puzzles but I don’t need the anxiety right now.

Maybe I’ll pick it back up someday.

Odin’s enchantment isn’t infallible. What if Magneto’s mutant powers were stronger than the enchantment?

what substance they think he won on

Cocaine

Lots of people are saying it

I haven’t seen anyone making “cat jokes.”

He said “I will,” not “I would” or “I will if you want.” He is saying he will act regardless of consent. That’s not an offer, it’s a threat. Calling it an offer is disinformation.

Cartman has good points more often than Dumpy

She would be looked down upon. That’s not the same thing as harassment.

Exactly 0% chance MTG wrote that herself.

“Room eight”

“Room two thousand eight”

There are some cultures that eat dog BUUUUT the vast majority of immigrants to the US are not from those places.

This may be all true, for now, but don’t forget what a flip-flopper he is.