What the flying fuck, that’s some fucked up shit

I’m just here because I want the pumpkin candy in the background

I’m stoned and I want the egg to eat right now

why did I have to look this up, now I’m hungry too

Yeah so now I’m hungry, thanks a lot 😂

Like I’m fucking crying over here right now this is crazy LOL 😂

I’m only here to comment on the picture

Yes

Deported

Single ‘father’ here, and I don’t give a fuck what you call it, I’ll make the best of it but it fucking sucks

This is why we all virgins

Fuck these fascists

Fuck. I’m so happy I woke up today

Idk, my Prozac is kinda worth it

I’ll give you points for creativity

I’ve been trying to upload a few more pictures but my internet connection seems to be telling me to fuck off. Both mother and baby are safe and I appreciate everybody who’s been here I’m sorry if I reached out to the internet but thank you for being there.

I was a fucking hot mess

Mom just updated me, no baby yet

She just doesn’t have a dad and her mom died we used to go to school together so it’s crazy but I’ve had three kids and I guess it’s just biology to me I try to be open and be a dad to her as well. I’ll try to temper my shit here, yeah my sons feelings… he told her to get an abortion, and then he said that the only reason she’s keeping the baby is to have a piece of him. My first son I walked into and I fought to be mine, wound up not not being mine biologically. maybe that’s part ofnwhy I’m so up in arms about him not wanting to be a part of it. yeah I don’t know what I’ll do if it’s not his, like I keep telling my mom when I was talking to her watch me be all up in arms about this shit and it not be his but honestly my gut tells me it is. My post probably doesn’t make much sense I looked back at it and I think I’m just rambling to everybody at this point I got no sleep and I’m running on like three cups of coffee. I just needed to put shit out there I should probably delete this whole thing but lol I’m sorry, I think I have psychosis or something.

So since nobody else seems excited, maybe lemmy can be excited with me. I know it’s a pretty unusual situation, but I am all alone in the house and I don’t want to bother the mother who’s about to give birth hell she’s probably at 5 now. I am so tired I want to go to sleep but this baby’s probably going to be crowning before long. Sorry if this is not casual conversation but I don’t have anywhere else to fucking vent bro like thank you fediverse

Yep I’m freaking out and everybody’s just talking about oh gosh money and liability and diapers. What about celebrating this new beautiful baby girls life? Nobody seems to be wanting to do that. I text my dad what her name was going to be and he just seem to make a joke and criticize the spelling of her first name, I’m just like I don’t care you fucking spell it, my ex-wife wanted to put a y in Daryk, how can I fucking complain about a name. Just hope mother and baby are safe and I’m happy that my son’s ex-girlfriend still keeps in touch with me and told me all these details about her mucus plug and her water breaking and the fact that she’s probably going to be having a baby soon dilated at 4