Legend has it that u/dessalines is Assimi Goita himself

I guess I’ve been listening to too many Warren Zevon songs about mercenaries lmao

Just like me fr

first and second off lmfao

third off yeah im pretty sure a plurality of users here are veterans in their late 20s to early 30s of the mid-2000s cultural miasma

The folks in front of me have been sleeping for like over two years straight but I’m gonna politely wait for them to wake up so I don’t ruin The Democratic Process (but they smelled awful for some reason for the first few months after falling asleep idk what that was all abt )

And we welcome our new peons

Imagine carrying your Reddit branded avatar over onto Lemmy lmao

[spritzes perfume onto your dirt stains]

EPIC

posting is saved

I NEVER MEANT FOR THIS

What the hell have I wrought

Matt Yglesias’ 1 billion Americans proposal but for posting

Love how Lemmy has its own equivalent sphere to The International Community

MUST MAKE DISPROPORTIONATE AMOUNT OF TOM AND JERRY SHITPOSTS

MUST POST MEMES OF AN AD FOR MIXUE ICE CITY

MUST UPLOAD 12 GB FOLDER OF BIAOQING IMAGES

Two words: Techbro Ethnocracy