TwattyMcTwatterson

Shows signs of slipping it in your mom! oooooooooooooooooh man I got you good you fucker.

Natural gas is just dinosaur farts so it cool

These shitbags always do the opposite of what’s right. Fuck daylight savings time.

WHAT! The Fonz wasn’t real? That’s crazy talk. You must be one of those Cosby people or Italian.

I would hope it’s something good, something with a nice beat and maybe a piano. A song I adore but haven’t heard in a decade.

My grandfather died listening to Willie Nelson it was peaceful at least.

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I brew an 8-cup pot every morning. Most days I only drink half of it, a couple of times a week I drink the whole thing. I roast my own from a blend of coffees I spent almost a year nailing down.

I can quit whenever I want lol

Edit: somehow I posted in the wrong thread. Oops lol it was meant for a post about coffee people being addicts

A final solution to the Hamas problem, what could go wrong?

I am sure they will come up with some sort of solution. Maybe they could all meet up at a villa in Wannsee and figure something out.

This is why you need a good friend who is not afraid to tell you you have bad taste lol.

“He died of a very natural Novichok build-up from unhealthy life choices having nothing to do with Kremlin.” - Some Russian dressed like doctor.

Man, if only they had warehouses where they could gather up all the Palestinian’s belongings for safekeeping. One area could be for rugs, one for jewelry, one spot for shoes, and another for buckets of gold teeth.

Did someone watch Space Cowboys and get confused?

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You have to know before you can forget lol

Unfortunately, this has never been about immigration and Republicans don’t give a shit about immigration. All they care about is reelecting the rapist.

How dare you insinuate I didn’t read the article. I’ll have you know I read every bit of the first paragraph. Now, good day sir. harrumph

It was magical

It’s not real war profiteering if you don’t sell to both sides, dummy.

If only there were some sort of camps where they could give them jobs. They could load the civilians onto trains and ship them to those camps.