They don’t understand why customers bought VMware in the first place.

Duck and Cover!

That “break” occurred a while ago. He’s a DINO at this point.

Not an aviation expert, but that sure looks like an excessive amount of tape.

Given ICE’s questionable legality, this tracks.

Is there a proper way to share data on your citizens?

Carrots are sweet, just not peaches sweet. Also, they don’t taste remotely like peaches. But that’s not important now.

That’s their budget on paper. Their real budget is infinity.

Public opinion means nothing. Not to him, in his mind he’s the best president ever. Not to his policies, which, despite mostly being illegal and/or unconstitutional, continue unabated. Not to SCOTUS, an unelected judicial body which answers to no one. Not to Congress, GOP-controlled and willing to let him do what he wants while they screw over Americans.

They must. They won’t.

Lack of empathy is required to be a Republican. It’s the reason for everything they do. Including this.

The “every day” really puts the icing on the cake.

Boy howdy, his rockets sure do blow up a lot, don’t they?

Serenity now. Serenity now! Serenity NOW!!!

If they fits, they sits.

But only if there’s no mention of climate or climate change.

Maybe they can blame it on Biden or “woke”. I wish I was kidding.

Federal Courts are going to be a thing of the past pretty soon. No sense funding anything associated with them.

I’m sure that as stupid as this was, it won’t be peak stupidity, only a local maximum.

Time that could be spent spray painting shit gold.

Let’s be honest. Henry doesn’t have to ask.