They put The Completionist in charge of the money, it seems.

This only really became an issue when it concerned Israel/Palestine, let’s be honest.

When you accidentally double schedule your VAR duty with your mate’s wedding reception.

Football’s lawmakers are also considering adopting rugby’s rule where only the captain can approach the referee.

Good! The crowding that happens to refs is embarrassing and does nothing positive for the game.

“No innocent children deserve to die” has got that Greame Souness “For me, that cat hadn’t done anything wrong” vibe

Is there any reason this rule wouldn’t get voted through? Besides a few obvious clubs who’d vote against it, this should be a straightforward rule change.

“Oh dear! We’ve suffered burn-in to our big screen. Now we’ll be reminded of our late comeback win against Manchester United forever!.. ;)”

Damned if you do, damned if you don’t.

Southgate’s kidding himself if he thinks performances against Malta or North Macedonia would factor in to his assessment of Reece James. Frankly he should know whether or not he wants him already.

Leaked footage of the dressing room.

I’m not surprised at all. Long term I think if FIFA had their way, they’d have international football all year round and there’d simply be no realistic way for players to commit fully to both club and country. The modern football schedule is only getting worse.

Well look who won the pony!

Game’s the other way mate.

The weekly dunce show of English PL officiating continues.

Whatever league you’re playing in, it’s a bad look to have this much disparity in attendance figures throughout a season.

I don’t think anyone would really have much to say about attendance if the numbers were consistently between about 10-15,000 every match, but that you can have almost 60,000 for one game and barely over a hundred in another, in the same league, asks a lot of questions about the size of the league relative to its fanbases.

Squires typical comedy often makes you forget just how much of a gut punch he’s capable of in more sombre pieces. This is one of them.

Who’s finally going to beat Tottenham and Arsenal?

A week from now:

“Fundamental changes implemented” assures Howard Webb after fourth official Darren England accidentally designates 58 minutes injury time in Brentford game.

Metatarsal

A portion of the English population just got sent back to 2006 mentally.

Sepp Blatter used to call FIFA a Non-Profit